I wish I was dead! ADAM: So, Lydia since you can see us, let me get right to the point. Why is Ohio so powerful?! New York, NY, Ages 12-17: Camp Broadway Ensemble @ Carnegie Hall
MAXIE DEAN: I was never gonna invest in your stupid "gated community." Then you will know that I am no longer . He needs therapy! But when angst . BARBARA: Thats so strange, Its not hot. Do not be afraid. LYDIA: I dont know how! DELIA: No, I thought youd be proud of me for taking inititAHve. But what if it doesnt last? Im so scared Im going to forget her. My name is Lydia Deetz. DELIA/OTHO: Life is life. Check it out, Lydia! MONSTER BEETLEJUICE: Your not invisible when you're me! I thought she was terrifying, but nobody knew who she was. Dont you wanna get these people out of your house? LYDIA: We made a good team! Well actually it was just this really hot apartment in Queens, where the doors locked from the outside. As your guru Otho always said, this is taking too long! ADAM: Wed love it! BARBARA: THEN THERE'S THE WHOLE DARN ECONOMY, ADAM AND BARBARA: READY TO TAKE THE NEXT STEP. Maybe I should answer for her. You know, socially liberal, but fiscally conservative. There are people downstairs. CHARLES: Except brains. LYDIA: I dont know! Well be right back. But hey. Ive got a way to make everyone see me. Tagged: Whorehouse, Anxious. DELIA: STACK BANANA TILL THE MORNING COME, BRRAH! Its a little crooked. Hey, I get it! But she was talking about us. What else do you have to do, Mami? BEETLEJUICE: Babs, I get it, I totally get it, but the two of you are special. Did I mention that my moms a demon? Ugh, classic Maitlands. Oh, speaking of luggage, have you met my fourth wife? Im just saying its not stupid. CHARLES: Hey! BARBARA: We're ghosts, damn it! LYDIA: What? And that is why you need me! Then, the B-mans free and the mai tais are on me. Dad, theres ghosts here. she utters this indignant monologue. After everything Ive done for her. I just can't deal with Delia. If you would like to give a public . Stupid sheet!, (Ad lib.). Smash. IS SIMPLY A MANIFESTATION OF MOTHERLY PANIC, AREN'T YOU CREATING A WAY OF TRANSLATING THE TERROR, HIDING AWAY SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO FACE BEING A BAD MOM, ADAM AND BARBARA: SOON ENOUGH, OUR HOPES AND OUR DREAMS WILL BE CRUSHED. BARBARA: Handbook For The Recently Deceased? And they eat ghosts. Research Playwrights, Librettists, Composers and Lyricists, See more characters from
Join StageAgent today and unlock amazing theatre resources and opportunities. ADAM So, I asked Howard Junior to check in the back. Scripture tells us, "Sorrow not. 5. Ooh, ooh, somebody's at the door; alright, Let's make some more people scream! But the two of you can. Keep it away from your sensitive parts. BEETLEJUICE See, this is what life is. Make them think that theyre in control! Up the stairs! So, goodbye. We will just have to do this without her. People dont read. Theres very good energy in here. Thank god. It's like my dad's Ophelia. *Our system only provides suggested monologues or songs for select characters if we have matching monologues and song information in our database. Now I just need to convince Maxie Dean. BEETLEJUICE: Well then, go fuck yourself. So kinda like this. Lets save Lydia and get the hell out of here. I designed it to reflect wealth, sophistication, and above all-. BEETLEJUICE: THAT IS THE SOUND, OF CLEAN, WHITE, SHORTS TURNING BROWN, LYDIA: THE SOUND OF A SCREAM, IS MUSIC TO ME, A SOUND THAT SAYS FIFTEEN YEARS FULL-TIME THERAPY, BEETLEJUICE: TRAUMA AND FEAR, IT SINGS IN MY EAR, BEETLEJUICE/LYDIA: AIN'T IT THE SWEETEST NOISE AROUND, THAT BEAUTIFUL SOUND. He is so mean to me! ADAM: Kill?!??!? And life is the only way out! Were still in our house, all our stuff is here! She needs somebody to help her get past all this. BEETLEJUICE: Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! This house is haunted! INT. 2019 Broadway Beetlejuice the Musical Songs with Lyrics. JUNO: Anyone whose ever died is in there. ), THEY GOTTA GET THE FRIGHT OF THEIR LIVES (WE'RE SCARY, VERY VERY SCARY! BEETLEJUICE: Im tired of being alone! CHARLES: Dont say that. And so do I! ADAM: Well that wasnt very nice. (draws door.) Hes my white whale. I was in a sweat lodge. "Beetlejuice" runs through . BEETLEJUICE Oh, theyre both gonna get it. LYDIA: Dead Mom? CHARLES: Damnit! I dont wanna die! The musical may still be called Beetlejuice; but, this time around, Lydia's the star. Leave this house! LOOK! 4) "JAG" 18) The film "Beetlejuice" ended with Lydia dancing to what song? LYDIA: I have a mother! LYDIA: Hey Beetlejuice! BEETLEJUICE: Fine! CHARLES: Youre right. Ill marry you! [speaks in Lydia's voice] Beetlejuice: I'm Lydia Deetz and I'm of sound mind. But you wanted your mommy. Im going to suck your ghostinto it and trap it there forever!. AH AH AH! CHARLES: Lydia! it is my job to help transfer you out of the overwhelming emotional life, and into the blissful numbness and soothing solitude that awaits you in the infinite abyss of nothingness that is the Netherworld. **Beetlejuice: The Musical has ended its Broadway run, but is currently touring nationally. So goodbye . Who knows what hes done to Lydia! I love it! Okay, new plan. Were not like you! Based on the 1988 film starring Michael Keaton, the musical tells the story of Lydia Deetz, an offbeat teenager whose life changes when her family moves into a home inhabited by a recently . Im not sure youre equipped. Ive come to pry my beloved daughter from your cold dead hands. Because I dont think we can. The Preacher, Beetlejuice, and Lydia. It sayswe should draw a door. Can you believe that? My first name is Lawrence. MISS ARGENTINA: Oh, but you have to go back now. Im going to the Netherworld! Playing hardball, huh? OH! BEETLEJUICE: Thank you! Lydia: i can't change anything. All recently deceased individuals, form a line! It didn't work. Im Barbara, this is Adam. I don't know what just happened. (a beat.) 119. (Smokes.) Were going to play a little game! Every single time I finally feel like I start to belong, its Goodbye Delia Youre out of the band Delia Vishnu doesnt need more disciples Delia!. Once he realizes this house is haunted, well have to leave! Trust me, its going to get weird, but itll work. CHARLES: Thats insane, shes not(BEETLEJUICE uses his powers to shut up CHARLES. *attempts to jump again. Maybe Ive been all wrong about you. The happiness is completely gone, and that just makes me really sad. Scarecrow. Yes, I love that man of mine. YEAH! Yes, Beetlejuice, THE MUSICAL, which opened on the Great White Way on April 25, 2019 and closed, due to the COVID-19 pandemic on March 10, 2020, and reopened on April 8, 2022 permanently closed . DELIA: Otho, I noticed that the Soulbox is both glowing and making a noise. And she left us. Charles! ADAM Bill Hadley on his tractor. ; Establishing Character Moment: Adam and the spider. And I like the attic! BEETLEJUICE: Oh, I don't live here, I'm dead! And Im still here! Classic Bait and Switch. BARBARA: There are two kinds of people in this world. ADAM: The electoral college! BARBARA: I think so! No he wont, youll just be dead. Also, no liquids! Death for the dead. And you won't believe how far I'll go. Scott Brown
LYDIA: Dad came back for me? Beebleboose! Yes book? BEETLEJUICE: Woah! Beetlejuice is a musical with music and lyrics by Eddie Perfect and book by Scott Brown and Anthony King.It is based on the 1988 film of the same name.The story concerns a deceased couple who try to haunt the new inhabitants of their former home and call for help from a devious bio-exorcist ghost named Betelgeuse (after the star; the name is pronounced and often spelled "Beetlejuice"), who is . OTHO: I dont know. (an idea.) Well, we can take care of that. What do I always say about doubt? From an outfit standpoint, her clothes launched the mood boards of many goth girls. Animals and Pets Anime Art Cars and Motor Vehicles Crafts and DIY Culture, Race, and Ethnicity Ethics and Philosophy Fashion Food and Drink History Hobbies Law Learning and Education Military Movies Music Place Podcasts and Streamers Politics Programming Reading, Writing, and Literature Religion and Spirituality Science Tabletop Games . OTHO: Thats the one. Shade Maternal, Fate Infernal. I hid it in case that dancing football player caught me. I'LL MAKE THE BEST OF BEING FLESH AND BONE, BEETLEJUICE: Thats right! Where the contestants suck and the host is very angry, because his plan to become alive just went balls up! Started asking myself the big questions like why are our bodies still in the basement? There's lots of cool stuff in there! ADAM: What the heck did they do to our house? UNLESS THEY GET THE FRIGHT OF THEIR LIVES (YES YES, WE'RE FEELIN' IT, THEY'RE GONNA FEEL IT, WE'RE KILLIN' IT! BARBARA: We are! Shes always like Get a job! or Why is your hair purple? or I shouldve left, like your father. The point is, Maybe we can help each other out, DON'T YOU WANT A PAL? We have two days to make this a model home. This iteration of Scott Brown and Anthony King's musical, with music and lyrics by Eddie Perfect, is otherwise nearly identical and keeps all the musical's hit songs intact, including the viral hit "Say My Name" and the Harry Belafonte classic "Day-O (The Banana Boat Song)." In the show, the titular Beetlejuice is a demon who's stuck haunting a . In Michael McDowell's script, the adorable Maitlands' death scene is quite graphic and traumatic they get trapped in a car and scream to no avail as they're shown slowly drowning. Complimentary and Deeply Discounted Shows. They look right through me! Now Charles, weve not yet discussed my fee. Devoted wife to Charles, beloved mother to Lydia. CHARLES: No, we have to stop. It CLICKS OFF. Get the shrimp! I sense your touch. BEETLEJUICE: DID I SAY NETHERWORLD? I am the once and forever, Miss Argentina! And speaking of, right on time! ADAM: Hang on. My dad never wants me to talk about her. I'm so glad you changed your mind. BEETLEJUICE: YouareADORABLE (kisses Adam) HA! It couldve been bad! BEETLEJUICE: Why does everyone KEEP LEAVING ME! Dead Mom loved our house. We used to make the haunted houses in the garage, but, in the summer so no one expected it. We can't start a family in a house with creaky floorboards! Ooohh? BARBARA: Fool your friends, fun at parties I DID IT! Beetlejuice: please don't make me beg *kneels* fine im begging okay i'm so sick and tired of being. DELIA: Knock Knock! its just like Wah, Wah, Wah Wah Wah Wah. All these feelings. This . Im his fifth wife! Join the StageAgent community
THIS CRIB IS TOO PRECIOUS FOR PLACING A BABY INSIDE IT, YOUR SENSE OF PERFECTION IS JUST A REFLECTION THAT, YOU ARE NOT MENTALLY PREPARED TO MAKE ROOM FOR A KID. Now, Im gonna go find a room to bless. AND ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS SAY MY NAME THREE TIMES. Beetlejuice is a musical with music and lyrics by Eddie Perfect and book by Scott Brown and Anthony King. All rights go to Tim Burton and creator. Its not a fad! Our whole life is in that house. Girl, just say it three times in a row. Hibiscus_Flower. One of the reasons Beetlejuice's Lydia is an icon is her style. LYDIA: The Netherworld? I dont know get it, but Im a part of it! (a beat.) I can bring your daddy so much pain.
BEETLEJUICE: Spoiler Alert: shes never going to eat that sandwich! So, what do you say? THE MAITLANDS: BEETLEJUICE, BEETLEJUICE, BEETLEJUICE? But you can. BARBARA: I was too! howd you get her to marry you? PRIEST: In times like these, we have no words, we have only each other. Uh, maybe I should answer for her, okay? MAXIE DEAN: Chuck, you moron! CHARLES: I see! Beetlejuice is ruder, raunchier and frankly, more repellent than ever in this original musical based on Tim Burton's wonderfully demented film. Im sorry everybody. Buddy, thanks for coming, but we are dealing with a haunted house here. ADAM: Im sorry, I have to say it, this house is not stupid. LYDIA YOU GIVE ME THAT! But first, I gotta toss the rule book. BARBARA: That needy pervert was right. All I have to do is convince Lydia to marry me. Draw a door, go home! happy! (more chase.) And Id like us to be a family. But I (a beat.) Welcome to our model home. LYDIA: I really like you guys. I'm on the bench, but coach. You know what it feels like to get everything you thought you ever wanted, but still feel like no one will every love you? Hey guys? Living girl! LYDIA: Yeah, me too. And this, this is a business dinner! In a haunted house, all alone! ALL: CREEPY OLD GUY, CREEPY OLD GUY, CREEPY OLD GUY! Step 4: Select a monologue. LYDIA: Mother nearest, heart how dearest. Promise me we can talk about her. NEIGHBOR: Hello?! Home Monologues from Musicals. BEETLEJUICE: Whered I lose you? BARBARA: Im sorry, why are we in the attic? Sorry, I dont mean to bore you guys, talking about my mom. In the world of the dead? BEETLEJUICE: Why do you gotta be so hard on me, Mom? You are dead? Were still together. Nothing would give me more pleasure than to kill those people downstairs. Barbara, this is our stuff BARBARA: A SHRINE TO THE FEELINGS WE'VE BEEN REPRESSING, BARBARA: UNFINISHED PROJECTS MEANINGLESS OBJECTS. Basically it follows the plot of Beetlejuice the Musical, but Lydia's twin friends, Lily and David come to try and help their friend through this trying time. Unless, are you horribly disfigured? OKAY? We did find that out. Ill just ask Adam and Barbara. (THE MAITLANDS nod.) This is what you get! LYDIA: But were moving forward!, right? Adorable! Do you think you would mind leaving and never coming back? Based on his/her attributes, we recommend you consider these audition pieces! I asked you to send me a sign. . BEETLEJUICE: DON'T YOU WANNA SEE DAD SUFFER? Is this it? This is so wrong, your my employee, but also my lover! All ghosts shall proceed directly to the Netherworld. No. CHARLES: My god, woman. CHARLES: Where is the shrimp? Im crying because Im so happy. Lydia is injured at work but the Ghost with the Most decides it's his job to take care of her which starts to bring Adam and Charles around on the terribly suited relationship. I wanna go home. By the time you read this, I will be gone, having jumped off . Im the perfect person to help you battle your ghost. YES I DO! LYDIA: I just need one of you to open it! No no no no no. And I think Ill take a chance on life! I like to think I put my own spin on it, but whats the point, you know? And the teacher was Wiccan! Powerless. All I want is for someone, anyone to look my way and say Hey. BEETLEJUICE: Please dont make me beg. Look at you. If this house is haunted, then that means mom might still be back at our old house! God, why cant he just leave me alone? OTHO: Then lets get to it! (a beat.) YOUVE JUST BEEN WAITING FOR THE PERFECT TEACHER. Make My Millennium!". We were told living people ignore the strange and unusual. Anthony King
And here we are sneaking around like two teenagers at a church picnic. Its finally time for you two to go to the Netherworld! Okay, chapter one. LYDIA: You know what? They can never take it away! It bridged the cultural gap between the cult movie and the studio movie, making a genre-movie quirkiness acceptable to the mainstream." New York Times film critic Glenn Kenny 3 ENSEMBLE: Daylight come and we wan' go PASTOR: (spoken) In times like these, we have no words We have only each other Today we come together to mourn the passing of Emily Deetz Devoted wife . LYDIA: Dad! (more chase.) It was like the perfect dad joke! We used to live here. Shes impossible. Its gonna be so good for all of us. LYDIA: What's goin' on, Delia? ", YOUR DADDY SHOULD BE LEAVIN' AND YOU SHOULD STICK AROUND, SO, LYDIA, DON'T END YOURSELF DEFEND YOURSELF, GO AHEAD AND JUMP BUT THAT WON'T STOP HIM, I'M ON THE BENCH, BUT COACH JUST PUT ME IN THE GAME. And Ill admit. New York, NY, Linda Ray
(a beat.) BARBARA: Ill make a (a beat.) BARBARA: Lydia, no, you don't know what will happen. Shes a demon, and she doesnt get me. Well, I should probably get going. Im bringing my mom back! Adam, we need a door. What an effervescent young lady you are. (DELIA screams.) Welcome to the family, son. I need to really live, really connect! I'm totally enchanted. Yup, thats the one. ADAM: That guy! All monologues are property and copyright of their owners. ALL GUY, GUY, CREEPY OLD GUY GUY, GUY, CREEPY OLD GUY GUY, GUY, BEETLEJUICE: AHHHHHHH!! ADAM: I dont mean her, I mean her family. DELIA: Yeah! It says, Im warm, Im friendly, and I think about death only a normal amount! LYDIA: I just want something to remember you bye, when youre gone. I can bring your daddy so much pain. Lydia: I am alone. Sophia Anne Caruso, the talented young star of "Beetlejuice," surprised a lot of the musical . I took a very big risk with this place. What are you talking about. Now lets hurry up and leave this god forsaken house. JUNO: You are the embarrassment. But somehow, someway, you gotta make 'em see ya. ADAM: Woah. Thats why youre here. Were going to change that (rings triangle.) Ive learned a lot. Synopsis: Beetlejuice, a malevolent spirit masquerading as a guide to the Netherworld meets the Maitlands, a recently deceased couple learning the ropes of haunting their own home. CHARLES: Good! LYDIA: I dont want your help. Why would anyone wanna spend more time with their mother? Go back to New York! Sorry! Im a part of this too! BEETLEJUICE: NO! DELIA: (aggressive.) DELIA: Oh, shes so stubborn, I just need more time. Thats why Im doing this. BEETLEJUICE: Well, yeah, because youre not recently deceased. People! The Netherworld. Dad theres ghosts! Whos there? Home Explore Songbook Top Artists Groups Apps Get VIP. About Lydia. MAXIE DEAN: Lydia! Let me ask you a question. BEETLEJUICE: Well make it snappy, I WANT CAKE! BARBARA: No offense mister, but you give me the creeps. Every dead person gets one, but since youre not actually dead, wanna see a sad puppet show? ADAM: Lydia, we're so sorry! Now you remember what my guru Otho says! Lydia: No! This guy knows what Im talking about, I gotta get out of here! Stripey Ghost Man? That never happens. Im so glad you could make it! The full DC BJ script I need a wife. AND Im from New Jersey! DELIA: And that is depressing. My guruOtho! BEETLEJUICE: Pepperoni, mushrooms and snakes! Wait, why aren't you dancing? New neighbors?! Those people just died, and you guys are clapping! You old swaddler! Mr. Juice, I respect your resistance and your Moxy. Do you mind if we all share this house! Got any references? Barbara, put her there now put her here, OWWWWW! I dont know what I did. Bu ADAM: I know, I know, me too. Mr. LYDIA: Hey Maybe we can help each other. LYDIA: Whats wrong sugarlumps? I'm on the bench, but Coach. New York, NY, Accessibility Statement Terms Privacy |StageAgent 2020. CHARLES: On behalf of Delia and myself, I'd just like to say, ALL (but LYDIA): DAYLIGHT COME AND ME WANNA GO HOME. CHARLES: Lydia! DELIA: Why thank you, future step-daughter. LYDIA: Beetlejuice, dont you get it? I didnt like strangers when I was alive. The show opened in April 2019 at the Winter Garden Theatre but, just under a year later, the pandemic shuttered it prematurely. Eh, it was worth a shot. This is such an interesting font! Goes to the door. "YES I DO! Right now, just outside the walls of this house, nestled in the hatch back of my Toyota Prius, is a mysterious object of my own design. A ballad already? All Ive gotta do is get a living person to say my name three times. OO! ILL NEVER COME THIS WAY AGAIN! Someones gonna get killed! Maybe, we can help each other! So mean. Wheres Lydia? If I get Maxie Dean in my corner, the investments will pour in. Beetlejuice tickets will be available to purchase soon. BEETLEJUICE: Okay, plan B! Im not comfortable withfeelingsyou know that. It has to stop. BEETLEJUICE: No. NEVER MIND, HE'LL BE YOUR G-U-I-D-E TO THE OTHER SIDE, I'M THE B-TO-THE-DOUBLE-E-T-L-E TO THE J-U-I-C-E, BEETLEJUICE: I understand it's a lot to process, but, THE GOOD NEWS IS YOU AND YOUR SPOUSE DIED IN YOUR OWN HOUSE, THAT MEANS THE TWO OF YOU SHOULD STICK AROUND, A LITTLE ON THE POTTERY BARN AND DRY WHITE WINE SIDE, AS FOR ME, I'VE BEEN SCARING FOR MILLENNIA, I'M THE BIO-EXORCIST GIVING HOUSES ENEMAS, BEETLEJUICE AND ENSEMBLE: PUSH OUT ALL THE BREATHERS, BEETLEJUICE: AND I DO IT FOR THE LOVE OF IT, 'CAUSE THIS GUY HAPPENED TO BE PASSING BY, TO GIVE YOU CONTROL OF YOUR SOUL FOR THE WHOLE "BEING DEAD" THING (AH AH AH AH AH AH AH! Is that why youre wearing those sheets? BEETLEJUICE: Exorcism. Theyre queens! For we do not walk alone., GROWN UPS WANT TO FIX THINGS, WHEN THEY CANT, IT ONLY FILLS THEM WITH SHAME, IS IT BEING GREEDY TO NEED SOMEBODY TO SEE ME AND SAY MY NAME. Dad, n-no you cant do that. GIRL SCOUT: THIS IS IT THE DAY I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR, WISHING, HOPING, WORKING, AND PRAYING FOR, THE DAY MY PARENTS HAVE BEEN DELAYING FOR YEARS, IT'S NOT THEIR FAULT THAT THEY'RE OVERPROTECTIVE, I WAS BORN WITH ARRHYTHMIA MY HEART IS DEFECTIVE, ONLY TAKES ONE SHOCK AND I COULD BE DEAD FROM THE FEAR, THE GIRL SCOUTS HELPED MY HEART GROW STRONG, THEY'D HAVE MY BACK IF ANYTHING WENT WRONG WITH ME, DISTRACT ME FROM THE FACT THAT MY HEART COULD STOP. Upgrade to PRO Sign Up for PRO to view suggested audition pieces! LYDIA: Okay. . BARBARA: Cant you just scare the people for us? You know? BEETLEJUICE: Well, it doesnt matter if you say it Adam, THEY HAVE TO BE ALIVE! Im sorry I just couldnt help myself. BEETLEJUICE: Your mom? And I fear for my safety around you. Because dead or alive, you dont got somebody who really gets you, then youre going to feel lonely and worthless and youll never reach your goal weight because you eat when youre sad this guy knows what Im talking about. BEETLEJUICE: Get in there Babs! Lets draw the door. It has u but doesnt have a me. WE'RE MORE THAN DETRITUS WE'RE FINALLY ALIVE! BEETLEJUICE AND ENSEMBLE: THE WHOLE "BEING DEAD" THING! I know that my name's on the marquee, but youre going to have to watch a new show. (exits), BEETLEJUICE: YOU'RE INVISIBLE WHEN YOU'RE ME, I VANISHED LIKE A CLOUD OF DIRTY HIPSTER VAPE, LYDIA: By the time you read this I, Lydia Deetz, will be gone there's nothing for me here I'm alone, forsaken, invisible. youre getting really comfy with the whole being dead thing! I want you to get Beetlejuice out of the picture!". Can everybody see me? | Smule Social Singing Karaoke app. But thats only because I WISH YOU WERE NEVER BORN! You have sealed my fate with your betrayal. ADAM: Barbara, run! (a beat or two.) Okay, I see what you did there. Where are you going? : 1) Lollapalooza -- Created in 1991 as a farewell tour for Perry Farrell's band, it ran annually until 1997, and was revived in 2003. (snaps photo.) MAXIE DEAN: Great idea, Im famished. DELIA: SUCKS-YES! Take a look at our library of free monologues . Well its a lot bigger on the inside! Some of the changes in the musical also seem to be influenced by Beetlejuice, the animated series. Welcome! LYDIA: (to CHARLES.) OKAY! We don't currently have any monologues from Beetlejuice . We're gonna be rich! Im going to find mom! Oh you dont have a handbook? (giggle) Just kidding! 1."I am alone. Go ahead and jump but that won't stop him. Source: www.enca.com. Is that an old book? You go to the Netherworld, you dont come back. My baby's got a body that doesnt quit and a brain that doesnt work! CHARLES: What? (Instrumental with screams layered as BEETLEJUICE is unleashed.). Alone. . And I want everyone here to know it. It is based on Tim Burton's 1988 film of the same name. You are tougher than you look. ; Body Horror: Having his head cut off, then stretching his nose out while shoving his hand into the back of his head and growing eyes on his fingers. This is not working out. Lydias vision was right! CHARLES: Because it hurts too much! ADAM: And your dad has made some big mistakes with the interior design! BARBARA: Were just a normal couple. I FOUND MY FREQUENCY CRYSTALS SPEAK TO ME, EVERYTHING, EVERYTHING HAPPENS FOR A REASON, THERE ARE SPIRITUAL GUIDES ABOVE LOOK UP AND SEE 'EM, JUST LISTEN TO THE MELODY THE UNIVERSE SINGS, 'CAUSE EVERYTHING, EVERYTHING HAPPENS FOR A REASON, THE UNIVERSE IS JUST THE CONTENTS OF TIME, MATTER AND SPACE, LYDIA: NINETY-ONE BILLION LIGHT-YEARS ACROSS AND THE EARTH'S A SMALL PLACE, THE PACIFIC ISLANDS ARE SINKING BUT NEGATIVE THINKING IS HARDLY THE CAUSE, YOU THINK LIFE IS ALL UNICORNS AND RAINBOWS 'CAUSE YOU'RE BORED, LYDIA: AND POSITIVITY IS A LUXURY THAT FEW CAN AFFORD, DELIA: NO NO NO! Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice!" IT'S SHOWTIME! Big beautiful brains. Beetlejuice tells the story of Lydia Deetz, a strange and unusual teenager obsessed with the whole "being dead thing." Lucky for Lydia, her new house is haunted by a recently deceased couple and Beetlejuice, a delightful demon with a real zest for life. ADAM: Well, why do we have to make them say it? LYDIA: My whole life is a dark room. Beetlejuice The Musical Merchandise, Music & Videos - Click . You asked me, I'm answering. CHARLES: -Not good for Lydia. We cant just stay in the attic! In the new Broadway adaptation of Tim Burton's 1988 cult classic film "Beetlejuice," teenager Lydia takes center stage alongside the . Just put me in . BEETLEJUICE: You heard the lady! DELIA: AH! BEETLEJUICE: Hey! LYDIA: The ghosts who live here want you gone! Why dont you and I clear out all that old junk in the attic, and build you a dark room! CHARLES: Oh yes, Lydia, she uh, Im afraid she wont be joining us. LYDIA: Adam, Barbara? Adam, youre boring. DELIA: But what if its Lydia? I COULD SEARCH FOR ALL ETERNITY AND NEVER SEE YOUR FACE, I DON'T KNOW WHICH WAY'S HOME OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH, IS THERE A WAY BACK HOME? Are you alright? Careful Charles! ** The ghost-with-the-most is coming to life on stage in this original musical based on Tim Burton's wonderfully demented film of the same . 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